Tuesday, August 07, 2007
all about me (the)
1) If you were stuck on an island and could only eat one cuisine (e.g., French, Italian, etc.) for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
uh, what's pizza? oh yeah, it's italian and it's the best food in the world because it's warm and salty and gooey and I said so.
2) What is the most unusual food you've eaten?
um, I don't eat unusual food. that's kinda disgusting. does unusual mean that it's not even food? then why would you eat that? I like pizza, grass, hair and other good things. I hate things that are too crunchy, like chips. I remember there used to be chips that were supposed to taste like pizza and they were filthy rotten liars.
3) What is the most unusual food you've eaten and liked?
this is a stupid question. I already answered it! duh!
4) What foods will you avoid eating (either because of a dietary choice or allergies or just plain don't like)?
huh? dietary choice? allergies? I don't like crunchy things. crunchy things hurt my mouth. why should that be good?
5) Do you cook (and by that, I mean prepare a meal that you'd serve to friends)?
my paws were not designed for cooking, but I wish that I could use the oven. I would share with my friends, but only if there is enough.
6) If yes, what is your favorite dish to prepare to impress someone?
I would make pizza!
7) When you go to a restaurant, what's your ordering strategy/preference?
a great big pizza!
8) Have you ever returned a dish or wine to the kitchen at a restaurant? Why?
why would anyone ever return pizza? maybe because they are weird, or crazy?
9) How many cookbooks do you own?
what?
10) What is one food that you wouldn't want to live without?
pizza!
Four Jobs I’ve Had In My Life:
1. king of the bed
2. ruler of the bedroom
3. master of the pillow area (however, I myself am NOT a pillow)
4. arbitrator of all bed disputes
Four Movies I Could Watch Over And Over:
1. Project ALF
2. Every Which Way But Loose
3. Cannonball Run
4. The Return of the Apple Dumpling Gang
Four Places I’ve Lived (With Food Memories From Each):
1. Philadelphia, PA - lots of pizza, but recently not enough pizza
2. Athens, GA - CiCi's pizza
3. New York, NY - pizza
4. Australia - grass (throw another shrimp on the barbie mate)
Four Shows I Love(d) To Watch:
1. Alf
2. All in the Family
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Family Ties
Four Places I've vacationed:
1. Pike's Peak, CO
2. Pittsburgh, PA
3. Taiwan
4. Mehoopany, PA
Four Websites I Visit Daily:
1. stuffedster
2. google
3. wikipedia
4. ?
Four Of My Favorite Foods:
1. pizza
2. frozen pizza
3. pizza bagels
4. english muffin pizzas
Four Places I Would Rather Be Right Now:
1. In a pizzaria
2. at a pizza buffet
3. on the road
4. swimming
1) If you were stuck on an island and could only eat one cuisine (e.g., French, Italian, etc.) for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
uh, what's pizza? oh yeah, it's italian and it's the best food in the world because it's warm and salty and gooey and I said so.
2) What is the most unusual food you've eaten?
um, I don't eat unusual food. that's kinda disgusting. does unusual mean that it's not even food? then why would you eat that? I like pizza, grass, hair and other good things. I hate things that are too crunchy, like chips. I remember there used to be chips that were supposed to taste like pizza and they were filthy rotten liars.
3) What is the most unusual food you've eaten and liked?
this is a stupid question. I already answered it! duh!
4) What foods will you avoid eating (either because of a dietary choice or allergies or just plain don't like)?
huh? dietary choice? allergies? I don't like crunchy things. crunchy things hurt my mouth. why should that be good?
5) Do you cook (and by that, I mean prepare a meal that you'd serve to friends)?
my paws were not designed for cooking, but I wish that I could use the oven. I would share with my friends, but only if there is enough.
6) If yes, what is your favorite dish to prepare to impress someone?
I would make pizza!
7) When you go to a restaurant, what's your ordering strategy/preference?
a great big pizza!
8) Have you ever returned a dish or wine to the kitchen at a restaurant? Why?
why would anyone ever return pizza? maybe because they are weird, or crazy?
9) How many cookbooks do you own?
what?
10) What is one food that you wouldn't want to live without?
pizza!
Four Jobs I’ve Had In My Life:
1. king of the bed
2. ruler of the bedroom
3. master of the pillow area (however, I myself am NOT a pillow)
4. arbitrator of all bed disputes
Four Movies I Could Watch Over And Over:
1. Project ALF
2. Every Which Way But Loose
3. Cannonball Run
4. The Return of the Apple Dumpling Gang
Four Places I’ve Lived (With Food Memories From Each):
1. Philadelphia, PA - lots of pizza, but recently not enough pizza
2. Athens, GA - CiCi's pizza
3. New York, NY - pizza
4. Australia - grass (throw another shrimp on the barbie mate)
Four Shows I Love(d) To Watch:
1. Alf
2. All in the Family
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Family Ties
Four Places I've vacationed:
1. Pike's Peak, CO
2. Pittsburgh, PA
3. Taiwan
4. Mehoopany, PA
Four Websites I Visit Daily:
1. stuffedster
2. google
3. wikipedia
4. ?
Four Of My Favorite Foods:
1. pizza
2. frozen pizza
3. pizza bagels
4. english muffin pizzas
Four Places I Would Rather Be Right Now:
1. In a pizzaria
2. at a pizza buffet
3. on the road
4. swimming
