Wednesday, September 08, 2004
I am nubbified! hear me rule!
something that most people just do not understand is that I have very important features on my body and that they are called 'nubbies.'
nubbies are important because they are sensory organs. I mean I have other ones too, but nubbies tell me things. older ones are wiser and more feeling than the newer ones, but I cherish all of them.
certain people go around shaving nubbies off of certain wombats and that just goes to show how much they don't know. certain someones once pulled the greatest, longest, most sensitive nubby from my face within one minute of meeting me! this person obviously has only marginal intelligence and very stinky and warty feet. the only thing we have in common is our love for pizza.
by the way, Socky is stinky and he should be put up for adoption.
take me swimming and send me pizza! now!
something that most people just do not understand is that I have very important features on my body and that they are called 'nubbies.'
nubbies are important because they are sensory organs. I mean I have other ones too, but nubbies tell me things. older ones are wiser and more feeling than the newer ones, but I cherish all of them.
certain people go around shaving nubbies off of certain wombats and that just goes to show how much they don't know. certain someones once pulled the greatest, longest, most sensitive nubby from my face within one minute of meeting me! this person obviously has only marginal intelligence and very stinky and warty feet. the only thing we have in common is our love for pizza.
by the way, Socky is stinky and he should be put up for adoption.
take me swimming and send me pizza! now!
Friday, September 03, 2004
ehhraarrgh!
first of all, I want a pair of shorts that fit me. when I say "eat my shorts" I want it to mean something. second of all, it's not fair that certain members of my family (or should I say, certain 'royal subjects') have their own clothes with little Snoopys on them. I am so much more charismatic and should have little Thes on all of my clothes. I want a saddle to put on the cat so I can ride him around. I could go and get pizza if I had a saddle for the cat. Mailman used to let me ride him sometimes, and I know that I could control him if I could get some rope around his head. I should have my own tv talk show. I have invented things—even pizza!
first of all, I want a pair of shorts that fit me. when I say "eat my shorts" I want it to mean something. second of all, it's not fair that certain members of my family (or should I say, certain 'royal subjects') have their own clothes with little Snoopys on them. I am so much more charismatic and should have little Thes on all of my clothes. I want a saddle to put on the cat so I can ride him around. I could go and get pizza if I had a saddle for the cat. Mailman used to let me ride him sometimes, and I know that I could control him if I could get some rope around his head. I should have my own tv talk show. I have invented things—even pizza!
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
I am not a pillow
It's very important to understand that I am not a pillow or a book rest. Keep your feet away from me. My nubbies are sensitive organs and they don't like to be affronted by bad smells. Pizza smells really good. I like cats, but dogs are too stupid to enjoy very much and they have scary teeth and sometimes drool. There is one orange dog who is ok, except he is always using me like a pillow and sometimes sits down on Manbay.
I am usually hungry for pizza especially if it has pineapple and onion, but I don't eat any pigs.
G'day mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie and go a'waltzing Mathilda in the outback!
Alf for president!
It's very important to understand that I am not a pillow or a book rest. Keep your feet away from me. My nubbies are sensitive organs and they don't like to be affronted by bad smells. Pizza smells really good. I like cats, but dogs are too stupid to enjoy very much and they have scary teeth and sometimes drool. There is one orange dog who is ok, except he is always using me like a pillow and sometimes sits down on Manbay.
I am usually hungry for pizza especially if it has pineapple and onion, but I don't eat any pigs.
G'day mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie and go a'waltzing Mathilda in the outback!
Alf for president!
